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Well well well... what a fancy place to meet.~

It's been quite some time, dear guests. Have you missed the lovely Mathland?

Would you like to get started?~ 

After all, this tea party is beginning to feel a bit dreary...

Shall we be on our way then?

Today, I will be taking you personally to the Queen's castle - but please be careful. She erupts into a rather large fit when things do not go her way. Please do not anger her or you just might possibly lose you head... 

Ah, it seems that we have arrived! I welcome you, dear guest, to the treacherous Heart Kingdom...

Today, we will be touring the palace and learning about the notorious "Piece Wise Functions". These functions will either be continuous or discontinuous when graphed. Meaning, when one places their figure on the line, if the finger must be lifted to transition, then it is discontinuous - and vice versa.  During the solving of these equations, there may be absolute value signs around the equations, to deal with these, you simply treat them as if they weren't there. After that, simply solve them regularly and out will come the answer. Next to the equations will be limits that tell you how far you may go: x less 0, equal to 0, greater than 0, etc. By using these limits, they specifically detail the placing of the graph. In addition -

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!"

Oh my, forgive the interruption...it seems that the Red Queen is at it again. Well, this does certainly also help elaborate a point. The limits of the functions can be paralleled to how all the roses in the Queen's must be Red or else they will cease to exist because the Queen will behead those who did not paint them Red. This is partially why all the card soldiers are so diligent in making sure each and everyone is painted.~

I believe that is enough for today, since I seem to have to go pacify the Queen's tantrum currently. I do hope you enjoyed today. Please do visit again soon.~

Farewell lovelies!~

Have a wonderful rest of the night...